Remember U.S. Trucker?

Yesterday, I wrote that Nomad was the one Marvel character who was so lame that he would probably never get a movie or a series. However, I forgot about the Marvel character who was even lamer than Nomad, U.S. Trucker.

U.S. Trucker was a super hero. His super power was the he owned a truck. He was created to take advantage of the CB radio craze but, in typical 80s Marvel fashion, his series didn’t actually debut until the craze was over.

U.S. Trucker makes Nomad, who spent his entire series wandering through America with a baby on his back, look cool. And while it seems likely that U.S. Trucker and Nomad will never appear in an MCU film, maybe they should. Maybe they should team up. This might be the bad idea that’s so bad that it actually works. If only Hal Needham were still alive to director Trucker & Nomad.

Remember Nomad?

I was recently having a discussion about whether or not there’s any Marvel characters who will never get their own series and, though I didn’t think of him at the time, I get the feeling that Nomad will probably never star in a Marvel film.

Don’t remember Nomad? He was the vigilante who wandered through America in the 90s, fighting a crime while usually carrying a baby on his back. Nomad never got much respect, though I owned every issue of his short-lived series. Marvel tried to make him a success, of course. He frequently teamed up with Daredevil and the Punisher. But somehow, reader never went crazy for the idea of a bitter vigilante who changed diapers when he wasn’t killing criminals.

We’ll probably never get a Nomad film or series. It might before the best.

A Little From Alex Ross

This is one of my favorite Alex Ross images.  I’m not sure if that’s Henry Pym or Clint Barton towering over the city but this painting captures the shock and wonder that would be generated by such a sight.  It’s from the 2nd issue of Marvels and to me, this is what the MCU films should take some times to explore, not just the activities of super-powered heroes but also of all the ordinary people who have to try to live their lives while all of the heroes and the villains fight their petty battles.

Will There Ever Be A Decent Dark Phoenix Film?

Earlier today, I watched X-Men: Dark Phoenix and I could tell within 15 minutes that it wasn’t going to be good.  From the start, everything about it seemed to be off, particularly compared with other comic book films.  X-Men: Dark Phoenix felt like a comic book film from 2002 that somehow got made and released in 2019.

This was the second attempt to bring the Dark Phoenix saga to the screen and somehow, it was even more bland and forgettable than X-Men: Last Stand.  The Dark Phoenix saga is one of the greatest comic book storylines of all time but it seems destined to never be the basis of a good movie.

What made this latest version of the Dark Phoenix saga so cumbersome?  No one seemed to care.  Unlike in the comic books, there was no emotional depth to the story of Jean Grey losing herself and becoming the Dark Phoenix.  None of the actors seemed to be invested in the film.  I’ve never seen Jennifer Lawrence and James McAvoy look so bored.  The inevitable Magneto scene felt pointless.  The comic books could take a break from Magneto and let other villains have a turn.  The movies have to find an excuse to force him into every story.

It’s been said that the X-Men will be moving into the MCU and will get a whole new reboot.  So, I guess a third Dark Phoenix film will be coming someday.  I hope this one gets it right.

The Good News About Spider-Man

From the Hollywood Reporter:

‘Spider-Man’ Shocker: Disney, Sony Striking a Deal for One More Movie

For now, the agreement would allow Tom Holland’s Spider-Man to helm one more Marvel-produced Sony film and appear in another Marvel film.  It also appears that, for now, Marvel is officially acknowledging that the Sony Marvel Universe is in the same universe as the MCU, even if they’re not going to frequently cross paths.  This is bad news for those of us who wanted to pretend that Venom wasn’t a part of the MCU but it’s good news for Spider-Man fans.  Spider-Man has always been one of the key figures in Marvel history and the idea of him just disappearing from the Marvel Cinematic Universe just didn’t feel right, especially considering that Spider-Man: Homecoming ended with a pretty big cliffhanger.

The rumor, right now, is that the next Spider-Man film would feature both Scorpion and Kraven as the main villains.  Could this mean, as many have suggested, that the film is going to be based on Kraven’s Last Hunt?  I hope so.  Kraven was a great character and Kraven’s Last Hunt is one of Spider-Man’s defining and most cinematic stories.  With Spider-Man now probably a fugitive, Kraven would have even more of a reason to hunt him.

Whatever happens, I’m glad to see Spider-Man where he belongs.



Remember when J. Jonah Jameson Was Elected Mayor of New York City?

It didn’t turn out well, of course.  Mayor Jameson spent too much time obsession on Spider-Man and not enough time fixing the subways.  That shouldn’t have taken anyone by surprise.  New Yorkers knew what they were getting when they voted for him but they elected him anyway.

As mayor, Jameson ended up getting manipulated by both Doctor Octopus and the Green Goblin.  It’s no wonder that Mayor Jameson failed to even finish his first term before having to resign.

He was still better than de Blasio, though.

Crisis on Campus

This has always been one of my favorite Spider-Man covers.  Credit for it goes to John Romita, Sr.

This issue of The Amazing Spider-Man came out in 1969, at the height of the student protests that rocked campuses across America.  Since Spider-Man was a student at Empire State University at the time, it makes sense that he would eventually be drawn into the protests.  In typical Marvel fashion, Spider-Man ended up supporting both the protesters and the police who later busted them.  Spider-Man felt the protesters had a right to protest but that the police were also necessary to maintain the peace.  Of course, in the end, the Kingpin would use the distraction of the protests to steal an ancient tablet, leaving the students to take the blame.

This cover perfectly captured the ambiguous place of both Spider-Man and Marvel in the counter culture.  Spider-Man may appear to be with the protesters but it’s also not a coincidence that he’s swinging above them, indicating that Spider-Man was both a part of the counterculture and yet above it all at the same time.  At a time of intense national polarization, Marvel manged to pull off the balancing act of supporting both sides at the same time.

Is Spider-Man a part of the protest or is he the one being protested?  It all depends on what you want to see.

A Late Review of PS4’s Spider-Man (Repost)

Today, Spider-Man is 57 year-old!  In honor of his birthday, I’m reposting my review of the Spider-Man PS4 game.  I originally posted this, back in February, on the Shattered Lens website.  Since that time, I’ve replayed the game a few times and I’ve had just as much fun as the first time.  The pigeons still drive me crazy, though.  Here’s my original review:

It took me a little over a month to make my way through PS4’s Spider-Man.

I started playing around the middle of December and I finally completed the game on January 30th.  I didn’t play every day, of course.  There was one week when I was so busy with the real world that I didn’t play at all.  Most days, when I did play, I would spend maybe 60 to 90 minutes on the game, sometimes more and sometimes less.  All told, I’d estimate that it took about a total of 25 hours for me to finish the game’s story.  That’s not counting the time that I spent on side quests or the times when I would just swing through New York and appreciate the massive amount of work and detail that went into recreating Manhattan Island.

The first half of the game is probably one of the best advertisements for New York City that’s ever been put together.  Whether you’re swinging through Central Park or taking in the sights in Times Square, it’s hard not to get drawn into the game’s depiction of New York as being the most exciting city in the world.  Both Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson get scenes in which they talk about how much they love New York.  At the start of the game’s third act, a major disaster happens and New York is suddenly trashed and no longer as friendly a place.  While the streets are controlled by the paramilitary mercenaries of Sable International, the rooftops are populated by snipers who think nothing of trying to shoot you while you’re trying to swing from mission to mission.  And yet, even when things are at their worst, the indomitable spirit of New York survives.  Even though a biological weapon has been detonated and there’s been a massive prison break, you can still find people taking a stroll through Central Park.  (Of course, now they’re wearing surgical masks and some of them are stopping to cough.)  Even after martial law is declared, you can still drop in on the quad at Empire U and find students hanging out.  J. Jonah Jameson (who, in this game, hosts Spider-Man’s favorite podcast) may be a braying fool most of the time but he’s right when he says that New York will never surrender.

(The game’s action is limited to Manhattan.  As much as I would have loved to have visited the Bronx, I understand that there’s only so much that one game can do.  When I tried to swim to Staten Island, I discovered that swimming is the one thing that Spider-Man does not do well.  When I tried to cross the Brooklyn Bridge, I got a warning telling me that I was “leaving the game.”  Maybe the sequel will take Spider-Man into the outer boroughs.)

Spider-Man is voiced by Yuri Lowenthal and, after playing this game, it’ll be impossible for me to ever think of Spider-Man as sounding like anyone else.  Whether he’s telling a bad joke or, when the game takes a detour into Spider-Man’s subconscious, battling his own demons, Lowenthal simply is Spider-Man.

The game features many of the members of Spider-Man’s supporting cast, with Yuri Watanabe, Mary Jane, Miles Morales, and Aunt May all making welcome appearances.  (Four of the story’s missions require the player to take on the roles of either MJ or Miles.)  As for the game’s villains, Doctor Octopus, Kingpin, Tombstone, Taskmaster, Norman Osborne, Mr. Negative, Electro, Vulture, Rhino, Scorpion, Screwball, and Shocker all play roles of varying importance.  Doctor Octopus is reimagined as being, before he goes bad, almost a surrogate father to Peter.  When Spider-Man battles him, he’s not only fighting Doctor Octopus but he’s also battling his own guilt.  We all know the old saying: “With great power, comes great responsibility.”  PS4’s Spider-Man is one of the few adaptations of the character that actually understands what that means.

While I liked the way that the villains were depicted and I think that this is one of the few Spider-Man adaptations to actually capture what makes Electro such an *ahem* electrifying character, I do wish that some of the boss battles had been more difficult.  While they do provide some challenge, they can also often be won just by pushing the dodge button until your opponents eventually tire themselves out.  For one battle, Spider-Man debuts a new suit designed to give him an advantage.  I won the battle without ever using the advantage.  Another battle can be won by finding a high place to perch on while your two opponents defeat themselves with friendly fire.

To anyone playing the game for the first time, my main warning would be to hold off on talking to a homeless man named Howard.  It’s tempting to go over and speak with him because his sidequest is located right next to the building where you go to visit Aunt May.  When you see the little blue diamond inviting you to visit with Howard, it’s hard to resist.  However, when you talk to Howard, you eventually end up agreeing to help him find all of his pet pigeons.  Those pigeons are located across the city and, as soon as you find yourself near any of them them, they’ll take off flying and, regardless of whatever else you may have going on, you’ll be expected to chase after them.  When it comes to Howard, hold off on talking to him until after you’ve taken care of the game’s main story.

Flaws aside, Spider-Man captures the spirit of its main character.  It’s not just about fighting crime, though there is a lot of that to do.  It’s also about making sure that Aunt May isn’t wearing herself out with her volunteer work.  It’s about trying to find time to cook dinner for MJ without neglecting the demands of being a super hero.  It’s about the sidequest where you rescue a civilian who, because he’s wandering around New York dressed like you, has attracted the wrong type of attention.  It’s about checking in on the research stations that Harry Osborne set up around the city before he mysteriously disappeared.  Sometimes, it’s just about taking the time to stop and take a selfie with a fan.  There’s plenty of action but, for me, the game was at its best when it was simply about Spider-Man swinging across Manhattan, looking for old backpacks and sometimes taking pictures of landmarks.

Spider-Man is one of the most enjoyable games that I’ve played in a while and I look forward to replaying it.  Next time, though, I’m telling Howard to collect his own pigeons…