When I think about Labor Day, I remember the summer that I earned a little extra money for college by working overnight as a stocker in a grocery store. I was on Aisle 3, zoning up the salsa jars at 2 a.m. on Labor Day morning and I suddenly thought to myself, “What is the point of this holiday if I’m having to work?”
After I finished Aisle 3, I looked around the store and at all of the Labor Day displays. Most shoppers don’t realize what a pain in the ass it can be to set up a display in a busy grocery store. It’s usually even more of a pain to take the display down. For all their hard work, the people who put up the display would not be getting Labor Day off. Instead, they would probably be the ones who would be forced to come in early to take it all down. It certainly wouldn’t be the bosses taking down the display. The bosses would spend the day hiding out in their office, either taking a nap or surfing the web.
Because the fall semester had just started and I needed a regular sleep cycle more than I needed extra money and back pain, that was my last night to work that job. Still, whenever I think of Labor Day, I think about how everyone gets to celebrate except for the people whom the holiday is supposed to be about.
Fortunately, I’m at a point now where I get to take Labor Day off so that’s what I’m doing for the next two days. Unless Jeremy Corbyn takes over the UK on Sunday or Mark Sanford announces he’s running for President on Monday, this blog will be back on Tuesday.
Kirsten Gillibrand ended her presidential campaign yesterday so we are now down to just 20 major Democratic candidates.
Though it may be hard to remember now but Gillibrand was a big deal in the early months of 2017. That was when she made a name for herself by voting against every single Trump cabinet nominee. At the time, she got the type of fawning coverage that, today, is usually reserved for Elizabeth Warren. Gillibrand was also the first Democratic presidential contender to regularly curse while giving interviews. The next time Beto strategically drops an F-bomb, remember that he’s ripping off Kirsten Gillibrand.
It’s easy to say that Gillibrand’s presidential campaign failed to catch on because donors never forgave her for leading the charge to pressure Al Franken into resigning his seat. I know just how easy it is because I said it on twitter right after I heard that Gillibrand was withdrawing from the race. It is true that, after Franken resigned, many Democratic donors did announce that they would never give money to Gillibrand. (I have honestly seen toddlers react to breaking a favorite toy with more maturity than many Democrats have shown over losing Al Franken.)
However, having watched her campaign for the last five months, I think there was another reason why Gillibrand never gained much momentum in the race. She was simply a terrible candidate. If Kirsten Gillibrand told you the sky was blue, you would still want to step outside and check before taking her word on it. If you offered her a big enough contribution, you could probably convince Gillibrand to flip and declare that the sky’s actually green and she only said it was blue because she was originally elected from a conservative, upstate district where voters were not smart enough to understand what colour the sky actually was.
With Gillibrand withdrawing, it falls upon Andrew Yang and Bill de Blasio to carry the banner of New York in the Democratic primary. Yang is perhaps the only interesting Democrat running this year and he doesn’t seem likely to drop out any time soon. As for de Blasio, dropping out would mean returning to New York City so it’s probably for the best that he stay in Iowa where no one knows him.
Is asking the Queen to order Parliament to extend its normal recess for an additional five-week suspension so that he doesn’t have to deal with their attempts to stop a no-deal Brexit the most Boris Johnson thing ever?
Donald Trump is probably feeling very jealous right now.
As I’ve said before, I don’t know if a no-deal Brexit is going to be a good or a bad thing. I just hope that the UK is still there (and not being led by Jeremy Corbyn) in November.
On September 4th, CNN is going to be holding one of their town hall events with ten of the candidates currently running for the Democratic presidential nomination. The topic will be climate change and the event is scheduled to last for SEVEN hours!
This not a debate. Instead, each candidate will appear on stage for 40 minutes to answer questions about their environmental policy. As far as I know, none of the major Democratic candidates have come out in support of climate change so how newsworthy we can expect the event to be is open to question.
For those interested:
For me, the most interesting thing about this town hall is the number of candidates who were not invited. I understand that eligibility was determined by polling but, if this issues is important enough to require sacrificing seven hours of programming on CNN, why not try to get as many Democrats to participate as possible? If they simply reduced each candidate’s time from 40 to 20 (or even 30) minutes, CNN could probably make room for everyone running.
Personally, on September 4th, I’ll be playing Madden.
…I’ve already turned the NFL upside down.
In franchise mode (which, if you ask me, is the only correct way to play any of the Madden games), I bought the Houston Texans and, through a perfect combination of bad gameplay and marketing incompetence, I drove down the team’s popularity to such an extent that I was able to relocate them to another city.
Las Vegas, San Antonio, and Chicago all put in their bids but there was really only one true contender.
Ladies and gentleman, say hello to the London Monarchs.
Named after the team that called London home during the NFL Europe era, the London Monarchs have already lost one Super Bowl to the Cowboys and are currently 6 games away from ending their second regular season with a perfect, 16-0 record. Unfortunately, paying J.J. Watt’s early signing bonus has also put the Monarchs about 60 million dollars in the hole. (Despite being based in London, the Monarchs still use American currency.) If we don’t win the Super Bowl this season, the Monarchs may soon be under new management.
The Madden games have always been my favorite way to waste time during the final days of summer and the first days of fall. For all of the criticism that the Madden franchise has gotten, it’s still one of the most addictive games out there. Madden 20’s franchise mode is a marked improvement over some of the previous editions of the game. I’ve been playing as an owner and I’ve discovered that setting the perfect ticket price can be just as challenging as calling the perfect pass play.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Super Bowl to win. Someone warn the Americans. The British are coming for the Lombardi trophy!
Joe Walsh is challenging Donald Trump for the Republican Presidential Nomination. Presumably, he’ll be challenging Trump from the right while Bill Weld challenges Trump from the left. It’s hard not to be reminded of the 1972 election, in which Nixon was challenged by Pete McCloskey and John Ashbrook while the Democrats split their votes among several different candidates and ended up nominating someone so far to the left that there was no way that he could win.
In 2016, Walsh was so enthusiastic about Trump that he said that he’d pick up “a musket” if Trump wasn’t sworn in as President. Walsh’s enthusiasm didn’t last long. As soon as he became a prominent Trump critic, many people in the media forgot about Walsh’s long history of accusing Barack Obama a Kenyan-born Muslim.
When Walsh first ran for office in 1996, he claimed to be a pro-choice moderate who would not vote lockstep with the conservatives in his party. Walsh didn’t win that election but he ran again in 2010, this time as a full-throated conservative, and he was elected in the Tea Party wave. He only held onto his seat for one term. Walsh was pro-Trump when it paid and now he’s anti-Trump when that pays even more. If Bernie Sanders is ever elected President, Walsh will probably announce that he’s always enjoyed reading Karl Marx.
Walsh is now running and it’s sad to see formerly respectable figures like Bill Kristol tweeting out positive sentiments about the prospect. Walsh was a grifter before Trump and he’ll continue to be one after. If nothing else, the Age of Trump has been good for grifters.
Congressman Seth Moulton of Massachusetts is no longer running for president. Most people probably didn’t know that Moulton was running. He announced for the Democratic nomination in April but he never registered in any of the polls nor did he manage to make it to any of the debates. It always seemed strange to me that the equally obscure Tim Ryan managed to get at least 1% in the qualifying polls but Moulton couldn’t get above 0%. Perhaps it’s because Ryan is a more familiar name than Moulton.
Moulton actually had a good message, which was that the Democrats are heading too far to the left and wasting too much time listening to the twitter outrage mob than to the swing voters who actually decide the election. Moulton’s correct though it may not matter in 2020, when the election will probably be less about the Democratic nominee and more about Trump. Still, if a Democrat does win in 2020, they’re going to have to govern. If anything could lead to another Republican wave election, it would undoubtedly be President Elizabeth Warren or President Bernie Sanders lecturing people on television every night.
Seth Moulton returns to Congress and we are now down to 21 major candidates.